Cheney: “I thought that made good sense because you can get as accurate a story as possible from somebody who knows and understands hunting,” Cheney said. “Then it would immediately go up to the wires and be posted on the Web site, which is the way it went out. I thought that was the right call. I still do.”

American People: Hmmm…sounds like the way I might have handled that.

MSM: DELAY! COVERUP! EVIL! HALIBURTON!

American People: Oh shut the f**k up already.