Hey Mr. Rogers, I’m buying! Where would you like to go? The only stipulation is that you have to renounce your American Citizenship and never return.

“Ultimately, on November 2, I believe that our country is making a decision about good and evil,” Rogers said. “If Bush is elected, I’m leaving the country.”

Promises, promises. You have my number, just say the word and the plane ticket it yours.

**UPDATE** 8:24 AM

Hell, if Avarosis wants to go with you, under the same stipulation, of course, I’ll pay for him too!